"There is no brake."
An endless arcade racer about leaving a simulation
that has grown rather attached to you.
"I dodged a bullet in slow motion and felt, briefly, like a god."
"We have been unable to determine how it keeps getting out."
"Statistically, you will crash. Spiritually, you will be free."
> One hovercar. Zero brakes. Infinite road.
> Touch or tilt to steer — reflexes sold separately
> RED capsules for the brave,
BLUE capsules for the briefly bulletproof
> Seven levels between you and the gate
> Live-synthesized engine hum, crashes, and victory techno
> No ads. No accounts. No tracking. No mercy.
Nowhere. That's the point. The best exits are unadvertised.
You found this page. That was the test. You passed.
^ link goes live on launch day. patience is a virtue.
the simulation counts on you not having it.
*Critics may be fictional. Stars may be self-awarded.
A GILBERDYNE PRODUCTION — no daemons were harmed in the making of this game.