> SCANNING FOR TRACKERS...
> TRACKERS FOUND: 0
> SCANNING FOR ANALYTICS...
> ANALYTICS FOUND: 0
> SCANNING FOR YOUR PERSONAL DATA...
> PERSONAL DATA FOUND: 0
> POLICY LENGTH: MERCIFULLY SHORT
> READY.
Effective date: July 2026 · Applies to: Mainframe Escape (iOS)
We collect nothing. We track nothing. We sell nothing, because we have nothing to sell. In a world of apps that watch you, this one just wants you to watch the road.
| Category | Collected? |
|---|---|
| Personal information | No |
| Location | No |
| Contacts, photos, files | No |
| Usage analytics | No |
| Advertising identifiers | No |
| Literally anything else | Also no |
Exactly one thing: your best distance — a single number, saved locally on your device so the game can remember how far you got. It never leaves your phone. We couldn't read it if we wanted to. If you delete the app, it's gone, like a tear in rain. (Wrong franchise. It's still gone though.)
If you steer by tilting, the game reads your device's accelerometer while you play — to steer the car. That reading is used in the moment and discarded. It is never recorded, stored, or transmitted. Your driving style remains between you and the machine.
There are no third-party SDKs, no ad networks, no analytics services, and no external servers. The app makes no network connections. There is no one else here. That was rather the point.
Since the app collects no data from anyone, it collects no data from children either. This is the easiest compliance paragraph we have ever written.
If the app ever changes what it does with data, this page will be updated before that version ships, and the effective date above will change. Given our roadmap ("more road"), don't hold your breath.
Questions about this policy — or a burning need to confirm that zero is,
in fact, zero — signal the operator:
ggilbert@emile-e.tech
> PRIVACY STATUS: UNPLUGGED FROM THE SURVEILLANCE ECONOMY
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